We provide for you a roast or a toast that will be remembered for years to come.
We create original, personalized rhymes for funny birthday poems, best man speeches, speeches for maid of honor, retirement toasts, and anniversary toasts. Our staff interviews the client, or the toaster, and uses personal information and events to highlight the rhyme.
How It Works
You need to make a toast, you want to be the life of the party, you want to make all of your friends or family laugh, you want to make an impression that will be remembered. This is what we specialize in, writing rhymes that people will remember and laugh at for years to come.
Either call us at 612-270-7487 or go to our contact page and email us. We will get in contact with you with the first version of your toast. We want to give you the best rhyme we can, so be as thorough as you can be when we talk!
How Much Is It?
The rhymes are only $20 for 4 lines of verse! That includes us writing it and iterating it to make your toast exactly as you would like it.