We provide for you a roast or a toast that will be remembered for years to come.

We create original, personalized rhymes for funny birthday poems, best man speeches, speeches for maid of honor, retirement toasts, and anniversary toasts. Our staff interviews the client, or the toaster, and uses personal information and events to highlight the rhyme.

How It Works


  • It’s perfect!! Actually so much more than I even expected, I love it all. Thank you so much.

    Best man
  • Well, I’m truly impressed. That’s a talent, creating poems in an hour. Thank you so much!!

  • Bud, Thanks so much for your help with the toast. It was a HUGE hit. You’re the best.

    Best Man