On Your Wedding Day!!
Being father of the groom - I rise for a toast
But first Ill expound - Though Ill try not to boast
This marriage is special - As all marriages are
For they met in kindergarten - Before either of
them had a car!!
It heated up at age seven - Where else, but second
grade
They went to a movie together - I suppose we parents
must have paid
And pray tell, what movie - This puts my mind
to the test
But I think I recall it - Yes it was "Fivel
Gos West"!!
In fourth grade Josh moved away - The love story came to an end
He lived with his mother in Houston - Not knowing
what destiny might send
Now lets all fast forward - Its April
of 1998
Josh comes back to Idaho - And runs into Angie,
while out on a date!!
Theyre instantly reunited - And suddenly
weve a marriage to plan
Apparently the sparks still burned - Since grade
school where they began
They do have much in common - Some of which Ill
explain
Such as Josh being a bodybuilder - And Angies
aversion to pain!!
She is toning up her body - Which is easy for
all to see
Her gym teacher would be impressed - Since he
failed her in PE
Josh has joined the Air Force - And his training
has come to an end
Hes now an Air Traffic Controller - So with
stress hell have to contend!!
Josh you know has an idol - Yes, Superman, of
TV fame
And kryptonite was his demise - Which is now Angies
nickname
She also got him addicted - Now dont get
too upset
The addiction is to chocolate - And no one has
died from it yet!!
Yes, there are a million stories - And most end
with a laugh
Like changing tires in the rain - Or hiding eggs
on the Easter Bunnys behalf
And buying special food - That only body builders
eat
Or overeating at Shrimp Buffets - Make this
relationship quite complete!!
So you see its quite apparent - Great fun
these two will share
Theirs is a love so special - Some might
call it rare
So with a tear in my eye - I toast the new bride
and groom
Lets all raise our glasses - Each of us
in this room!!