My personal holiday greeting – To each and every one of you
Each of you is very special – In the many things you do
Starting with our leader – Major Fox leads the way
And Major D the cribbage player – Rarely wins, what can I say!!
Major Kelly in charge of benefits – Working on the Guard side
Ann who likes her horses – Will soon be taking the retirement ride
Andie likes horses and rates applicants for Major D – Dark side, he’s on his way
To becoming a Warrant Officer – For a while there’ll be no play!!
If you’re worried about health care – Then Tommy’s your guy
But when it comes to retirement – Talk to Bob and don’t be shy
Labor Relations and umpiring – Makes Tom’s job the most unique
When you add in the sarcasm – You’ve got an ornery mystique!!
Renee is our office greeter and time keeper – Who truly tries her best
But being vertically challenged – Makes finding her a real test
Our Classification Specialist and Favre fan – Julia has to decide
Will she cheer for the Vikings or Packers – And then will she confide!!
Chris is waiting in the wings – As soon as he finishes OCS
He’ll be the guy in charge – He’ll do a great job, I guess
Nolan just returned from Iraq – And I took his place
We consider him Chris’s “Keeper” – But that’s really no disgrace!!
Whit is our computer Guru – We all know how important they are
He also beats Major D at cribbage – Quite regularly, which is par
When it comes to Equal Opportunity – Linda is the person you should see
When it comes training, travel and chocolate – Cindy will set you free!!
At this time of the holiday – I want this off my chest
You all work hard and have fun – In my opinion, you’re the very best
So I wish you all Happy Holidays – I have something I want you all to hear
I’m not drinking Menova – Have I made myself perfectly clear!!