Oh yes, it’s happy birthday – And what a day it is
And yes, you are special – As Mr. Fix-it, you’re no whiz
But you have the solution – When something drastic goes wrong
You just call a plumber or electrician – Your fingers are really strong!!
You have one characteristic – That sticks out like a light
You have an oversized head – On which most hats are quite tight
We found the solution – And we think it works pretty good
A XXL football helmet – Protects your head as it should!!
You have your football injuries – Of which you should be proud
Bad knees from taking a fall – Out of the stands within the crowd
You are a man of many interests – Travel, sports, theatre to name a few
Photography, reading mystery novels – And a remote control thumb that’s fast and true!!
Don’t call at 10:30AM on Sunday – This is a very touchy issue
The sports reporters are all on – Our man just might throw a shoe
You’re a great story teller – But a good listener as well
Someone we love and adore – Who’s also fun as you can tell!!
Through the good times and the bad – We can always count on you
Making us laugh through it all – While giving each of us courage too
So on this special occasion – Arthur we want you to know
That we love and appreciate you – And it’s important that we tell you so!!
Your Entire Family