Carrie is my little sister – Being 3 years younger than me
I’ll share a little history – So a better understanding you’ll see
When I was 8 and Carrie 5 – I changed my clothes after peeing the bed
Then I rolled Carrie in it – Not wanting to face the dread!!
Everyone including Carrie – Were convinced it was her bad deed
But she grew up smart and beautiful – A fact we’d all have to concede
I know we had fun at South Beach – Since my credit cards and ID were lost
But having fun with my little sister – I’ll do at any cost!!
Carrie and Karl met in high school – And have been together since that day
They both graduated from Radford – And both are rather spoiled, I dare say
Karl likes fishing, hunting and flea markets – But is also a country music fan
A hypochondriac who’s afraid of ghosts – What I’d call a complex man!!
Karl is an accountant – Who appreciates an orchid on display
He also doesn’t rush into things – 10 years, Finally, they’re getting married today
They posses a cat and two dogs – Doberman Pincher’s no less
In my world, that’s a family – What’s next, is anyone’s guess!!
But now it’s time for a toast – To my sister Carrie and her new groom
Would you all join with me – Each of you in this room
May your love continue to grow – May all your dreams come true
And Karl, my hypochondriac brother in law – You truly don’t have the flu!!