I hate to see you leaving – Although I know it’s a good move
We knew you’d make the big time – And the money would improve
We have a lot of history – Of which I’d like to share
Of course I’ll do some editing – Too much truth might tend to scare!!
We met from mutual friends – Hitting it off right from the start
We had many nights in Vegas – But I’ll only tell a small part
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas – The memories fill me with glee
Besides I have to live here – So you can depend on me!!
We did do a lot of dancing – Literally dancing the night away
You got us into private parties – How you did it I won’t say
We had so much fun water skiing – You showed us how it should be done
Desiree, you are the greatest – You know how to live and have fun!!
There was also the skiing in Vail – Once again you took the lead
You’d make a great party planner – As you travel at warp speed
I can’t forget your dog – Chester the Molester as he’s known
You treat him like a king – I’m surprised he has no throne!!
You really do cut him slack – Here’s a story that must be told
When he peed upon your bed – You explained so sincerely and bold
It really couldn’t have been Chester – You explained with a long sigh
For if you’ve ever seen him – You know he can’t jump that high!!
You love your Pilates Classes – And the beautiful Lexus you drive
There is never enough dancing – Upon which you truly thrive
You are beautiful, crazy and fun – While remaining nice and sincere
You’re determined, intelligent and witty – My good friend I hold so dear!!
You are even into Rap Music – Loving chocolate and fine wine
You have no time for “whiners” – But you love a fine restaurant to dine
You passed your CFP last year – And now you’re on the move
Northern Trust Bank is lucky – Their bottom line you’ll improve!!
Desiree, you will truly be missed – And I thank you for being such a good friend
A confidant and da partner – Our love with you we send
And just because you’re moving – Doesn’t mean that we can’t meet
Out in the desert in Las Vegas– And dance while remaining totally discreet!!