Dougie are you crazy – Or maybe it’s just me
Are your eyes wide open – Because I don’t think you see
You are abusing the system – For no good reason at all
I can’t call you smart – But I will say you have gall!!
You came out of nowhere – Because Wilson had too much heat
Taking the company into bankruptcy – To the creditors it was bittersweet
The company was bleeding money – A sacrifice at this time had to be made
You asked the employees for cutbacks – Assuring them not to be afraid!!
“We can bring this company back – To the prominence it once had
We all must share in the sacrifice – In the end it won’t be bad”
So each union participated – With you cheerleading along the way
We’re almost there you screamed – Just one more cut today!!
You were looking like a magician – Though heavy handed none the less
Not like Chechi or Wilson – Who really created this mess
But in the end it will happen – Greed will rule the day
With the little guy paying the bills – While the big hogs get the pay!!
Just one word of caution – Audacity like this is not good
In your heart of hearts you know it – This is not about a livelihood
You know you haven’t earned it – You are not a stupid man
You took the bonus money for one reason – It’s just because, YOU CAN!!
You shared it with your managers – Even you need a friend or two
Giving them a fraction of your bonus – Gives you support in your illicit coup
And what about the workers – Who are struggling to make ends meet
What goes around, comes around – You’ll be judged by those you mistreat!!
One word of advice I have for you – Make sure you dot your “I’s”
And don’t fly Northwest Airlines – Because you are one marked guy
But it didn’t have to happen – You could have emerged a star
Instead you’re a Robber Baron – Who thinks of himself as a Czar!!
You’ve given new life to the unions – And proven they serve a need
For management just can’t be trusted – For them there’s just too much greed
So Dougie may you always – Have this thought on your greedy mind
“What will be my punishment – If the corruption, they ever find”!!
And be sure it will happen – In the future we’ll see your name
Being charged with malfeasance – And crying as you explain
“I only did it for the company – As you can plainly see
But please don’t send me to jail – It would be a hardship on my family and me”!!