You’re leaving for Vegas – Where you’ll probably have to work
One hell of a lot harder – But listen, and soon you will smirk
One thing you won’t have – Of which I’m sure you’re glad
Your pal Dennis isn’t coming – Just the memories you two have had!!
You are truly a success story – Rising from new employee to a star
With your own crew of salespeople – Who know how great you are
Boyd waits till the last minute – And Mike always holds something back
But you perform your magic – Because you have that magical knack!!
Fiona is your best friend – And you should thank God for that
Although you two have your moments – When you fight like a dog and cat
And now that we’re into truth – Remember that rumor that you were gay
Fiona started it in Dallas– It was funny, what else can I say!!
Yes, we know you’re straight – Being into reptiles the way you are
Besides you’ve had many girlfriends – And you once drove a PT Cruiser car
Avoiding hurricanes is not your forte – Leaving Tampa for Daytona was proof
You ended up in the middle of a hurricane – Which almost blew off your roof!!
But you truly are a good guy – Who was there when needed the most
And dodging Dennis’ interference – Might be your biggest boast
By the way he wasn’t invited – We wanted to send you off in style
And besides you might have acted – In a way to cause you to smile!!
We’ll miss you, we want you to know – We appreciate all you’ve done
Not only were you talented – But Matt, you were also fun
So good luck in Vegas – And remember all of us here
Your good friends here in Tampa – Are watching you leave with a tear!!
Good Luck Matt!