Letterman! Oh Letterman, it does my heart good

You’re just like the rest of us, be that as it should

I watch people as a hobby, then I write rhyme

I try to keep it positive, so whats the big crime

I find you funnier than Leno, when you use people as props

Quit worrying about Carson, you’ve got your own shop

The article in Rollingstone, if all of it’s true

Portrayed you in a positive light, that’s a great accomplishment for you

That bit with you and Zsa Zsa, pigging out on junk food

Driving around in a convertible, was funnier than crude

That’s part of your talent, no one ever gets mad

They go along with the gag, cause they know you’re not bad

Just as you tape the show early, for it to run late at night

I too, do some taping, to watch it at dawns early light

It’s fun to start the day, with a smile on my face

It makes life so much easier, running in the rat race

When it comes to ambition, you’ve got me impressed

That’s why the quality of your show, always gets addressed

So I’ll tell you, Big Dave, as I get to the chase

Whatever you’re doing, you’re winning the race

I wasn’t going to send this, for fear you’d react

When someone draws your attention, fantasy becomes fact

I’ll leave you now thinking, but remember that we’re here

We love your humor in Minneapolis, and wish you a successful year!!