My friend, Joe Lapinski, you’ve come a long way

To such a nice guy, we say, Happy Birthday!

You started out Nordeast, with a skip in your step

And even pushing 60, you haven’t stopped yet

You might have been a priest, but Mary Ann got her way

You were marched to the alter, on your wedding day

An officer and gentleman, a mandate from high

The fun never stopped, Joe, you’re quite a guy

Then into the Navy, to start grinding on teeth

The decay was so bad, and the gums underneath

You polished your skills, and bid them adieu

When asked to reenlist, you laughed and said, Who?

It was time to get serious, and the hour was late

For you wanted a family, and that couldn’t wait

I won’t belabor the process, but thanks to Mary Ann

You had your very own practice, with building and land

You were fit as a fiddle, and strong as an ox

You’d bike across the country, carrying your gear in a box

Oh, you’ve had your mishaps, but always pulled through

Your life’s a great story, with the things that you do

You’ve been a good father, as your kids will attest

They’ve learned about life, from one of the best

You’re a terror on wheels, with your bike revved up high

You and those crazy dentists, all wanting to fly

When quirks were handed out, you got more than your share

It’s always Mary Ann’s fault, now is that really fair

Thank God, she’s a saint, and a perfect mate too

For patience is a virtue, when living with you!!

But Joe, now you’re sixty, with life looking so fine

With Tom and Jane in the office, you can motor on down the line

But remember this night, and here’s the reason why

We feel fortunate to know you, cause you’re one HELL OF A GUY!!