Barbara, it’s important – That people
realize
There is more to Barbara Carlson – Than
really meets the eye
Sure you’ve done what’s needed –
To get the world to hear
We tune you on our radios – Because you
make things clear!!
I suppose there was a time – When mainstream
was your game
But the squiggle on the inside – Put all
of that to shame
I know you serve a purpose – And sometimes
it’s just for fun
When you attack the mainstream – You use
everything short of a gun!!
Remember that fateful Christmas – When
condoms did appear
In everyones Christmas stocking – And you
said, "Happy New Year"
I’ve got to give you credit – You’ve
got more guts than me
You never let them get you down – Until
the count of three!!
I write my so carefully – Though I like
for them to rhyme
In the end there is a message – Which you
will see in time
I thought that the hot tub – Was just a
gimmick no less
But you’re never going to tell us –
So we’ll just have to guess!!
Oh I’ve heard the news a flashing –
Your horizons will expand
You’re going national with Turner –
You’ll be known throughout the land
I’ve got to give you credit – You
did what you had to do
You became a success in radio – In just
a year or two!!
You make your points the easy way – Shock
value is your trade
You must be doing something right – You’ve
certainly made the grade
At the university you were popular – But
very quiet, as I hear
Though you still were a little flashy –
In your red convertible you appeared!!
Well, Barbara let me tell you – Though
you sometimes make me blush
I’ll make a small confession – I’d
rather listen to you, than Rush
I’ve sent you some flowers – In an
attempt to make you feel good
But since I’m a florist – It seems
that I naturally would!!
And if you get the chance – You can always
stop by
At beautiful downtown Fridley – At Schaaf
Floral and say "Hi"
So from your friends in Minnesota – Who
have watched your rising star
Go get em Barbara Carlson – The big question
is, how far!!
